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poisonous serpent with tits.
21 October 2010 @ 01:55 am
it's two a.m.

it is time to turn off the rush.

... OF SAAALESMEN
 
 
poisonous serpent with tits.
13 March 2010 @ 06:56 pm
~*AAAAAALWAYS*~
I WANNA ~*BEEEEE*~ WITH YOU
AND MAKE ~*BELIEEEEVE*~ WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
OOOOH LOVE

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poisonous serpent with tits.
20 January 2010 @ 12:29 am
(12:16:59 AM) zazzblammymatazz: on a side note you should stop dating girls in greensboro since you hate it here so much.
(12:17:09 AM) michiarr: Yes. I agree.
(12:17:12 AM) michiarr: lol
(12:17:16 AM) zazzblammymatazz: which i do not understand. greensboro is awesome.
(12:18:13 AM) michiarr: Greensboro is poorly designed.
(12:18:20 AM) michiarr: And a navigational nightmare.
(12:18:23 AM) michiarr: OF DEATH
(12:18:26 AM) zazzblammymatazz: it is not! it is laid out in a grid!
(12:21:02 AM) michiarr: LIES
(12:21:04 AM) michiarr: LIES LIES LIES
(12:21:08 AM) michiarr: Do not feed me such nonsense!
(12:21:27 AM) zazzblammymatazz: I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR TWO YEARS AND GOT USED TO THE PLACE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
(12:21:33 AM) zazzblammymatazz: BECAUSE OF ITS GRIDLIKE ROADS.
(12:21:55 AM) michiarr: NO
(12:22:00 AM) michiarr: RALEIGH IS A GRID
(12:22:09 AM) zazzblammymatazz: A GRID FULL OF ASSHOLES
(12:22:11 AM) michiarr: GREENSBORO IS A SNAKELIKE TREACHEROUS SERIES OF ROADS
(12:22:14 AM) zazzblammymatazz: RALEIGH SUCKS 20 ASSHOLES
(12:22:22 AM) michiarr: GREENSBORO IS AN ASSHOLE
(12:22:29 AM) michiarr: POOP COMES OUT OF THE ASSHOLE
(12:22:46 AM) zazzblammymatazz: RALEIGH IS A SACK FULL OF SMALLER ASSHOLES
(12:22:52 AM) zazzblammymatazz: LIKE HEMORRHOIDS
(12:23:07 AM) michiarr: GREENSBORO IS LIKE COLON CANCER
(12:23:09 AM) zazzblammymatazz: IT IS A SORE ON THE GENITALS OF NORTH CAROLINA
(12:23:18 AM) zazzblammymatazz: LIIIIIIES
(12:23:30 AM) michiarr: GREENSBORO IS A CANCEROUS TUMOUR ON THE ASSHOLE OF NORTH CAROLINA
(12:24:13 AM) zazzblammymatazz: RALEIGH IS SYPHILIS IN THE BLOODSTREAM OF NORTH CAROLINA
(12:24:20 AM) zazzblammymatazz: ONE DAY IT WILL DRIVE US ALL INSANE AND KILL US
(12:24:34 AM) michiarr: UNTRUE
(12:24:36 AM) zazzblammymatazz: LIKE GUY DE MAUPASSANT
(12:24:57 AM) michiarr: But you win with that analogy.
 
 
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19 November 2009 @ 02:30 am

  • 21:29 Add 'fake blood wrangler' to my list of skills. #

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16 November 2009 @ 02:30 am

  • 05:44 @seven_hyde DEAN

    LET ME TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK #

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14 November 2009 @ 02:30 am

  • 04:38 jeebus h. christmas, straight dudes sure are annoying. no vision. leastways not sexual vision. #

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09 November 2009 @ 02:30 am
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07 November 2009 @ 05:35 am
tonight i was adventurous and ate weird vegan food at boba house! i am normally not so eager to try new things but i just went for it tonight and got broccoli and avocado soup (strangely yummy; normally i'm used to eating cheese when broccoli is in soup mode, but the avocado made it kind of buttery, so overall it worked for me; i had to take it home though because i guess i just wasn't in a soup mood tonight. boba house is a vegetarian/vegan restaurant so there was no cheese in sight! quelle horreur!), "chicken" skewers with satay sauce (the fake chicken did not really have flavor, only texture, so all there was to taste was the satay sauce, which was delish. also let me note my amusement that there is only fake meat at boba house, which is indicated by the quotes they put around all mentions of meat. lolz), spring rolls (a little squishy inside but that may have been because of the cellophane noodles), and celestial tofu which is tofu that has been fried and covered in teriyaki sauce (this was pretty tasty but i did not care for the texture. it was flan-like. justin, the friend i spent the evening with, said that even firm tofu is pretty soft. i did not care for the texture but oh well).

blah blah blah fooood! normally i wouldn't talk so much about food but i am pretty proud of myself for trying so many new things all at once (except for the satay sauce, there was not a thing i ate tonight that i was sure i liked). normally i'm afraid of foods like that.
 
 
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07 November 2009 @ 02:30 am
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05 November 2009 @ 02:30 am

  • 14:30 There was a whole lot of awkward in the caf today. Hoo lawd. #

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